About The Poem

More saucy Santa antics as the dirty old man pays a nocturnal visit to a young maiden. (I may have over gilded that particular lilly - Ed.)

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Dirty Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

A Christmas Wish

On a Christmas Eve at midnight
When I got into bed
I lay upon my pillow
And there beside my head
Was Santa with his trousers off
And this is what he said
Happy Christmas little girl
I’ve unwrapped this gift for you
So take this gift with pleasure
To make your wish come true
Because Santa comes but once a year
And tonight he comes with you

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