About The Poem

More amusing musing on the subject of Christmas presents.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Dirty Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

All I Want For Christmas # 2

I don’t want a present
That’s very practical
Or a gift home made
Or something musical
Something for wearing
Thoughtful or twee
Things for the garden
Or things fragrant or smelly
Nothing expensive when
The value is shocking
I just want something shapely
In a Christmas stocking

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