About The Poem

A funny poem about the dreams and sad realities of receiving Christmas presents.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Dirty Poems

About the author

Paul Curtis

All I Want For Christmas # 1

Well I only got a sweater for Christmas
Not the best thing to get for a dreamer
Because I got a sweater for Christmas
When I wanted a moaner or a screamer

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