Funny Love Poems

Before introducing the poems, a quick Public Service Announcement to remind readers that 'funny love poems' encompasses both funny poems about love and poems about funny love.

I Wanted Her

A funny poem about love which is both titillating and tantalising, yet ultimately warmly satisfying.

Accidents Happen

A short humorous poem which reveals an irrefutable truth about accidents involving cars.

One Day My Prince Will Come

For the girls, a lesson in love from their own poetic agony uncle; for the lads, a rather downbeat and dispiriting message.

The Giant Attraction

The Giant Panda must be one of the most studied creatures on the planet, every minute detail of their life put under intense scrutiny.

What Were You Doing?

A poignant poem about young love and the iconic cultural hat stands on which we hang our memories.

On The Roof

Quite a number of people will have come to Peculiar Poetry looking for funny wedding poems, suitable for livening up an otherwise dull best man's speech. On the Roof is a funny wedding poem, but no guarantee is offered as to its 'suitability for purpose'.

Sexual Duty

Misogynistic or realistic? I'll let the reader decide.

Scientific Sex

An intriguing little poem which endeavours to unravel the difference between sex and love.

Private Parts

A smutty poem about an army romance which provides wonderful opportunities for innuendo and double entendre, but is not quite dirty enough to find a place in the dirty poetry section.

Great Bodywork

A poem in which a roving eye gets and errant husband into hot water.

Lay By

By the standards of Peculiar Poetry, Lay By is a poem of epic proportions - 36 lines devoted to some hanky panky in a lay by, but with an unexpectedly funny, bitter-sweet ending.