About The Poem

A poem for readers of a certain age, who spent their childhoods with noses glued to the latest comic book, but who subsequently remembered to grow up.

Category

Literary Funny Poems

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Literary Life

About the author

Max Scratchmann

Comic Book Heroes

Dream makers, Heart breakers,
Super heroes, No-hope zeros,
Batman, Tatman,
Catman and Fatman,
Spiderman, Ciderman,
Beerman, Queerman,
Pinkman, Stinkman,
Perfume bottle Finkman,
Heartbreaker, Widow-Maker,
Stock-taker, Cum-faker,
Hot Babes, Sex Slaves,
Warrior Queens, Baked Beans,
Blam Blam, Wham Slam,
Sock Pow, What a row,
Screeching Brakes, Chiffon cakes,
Sea Monkeys, Cute Funkies,
Be the first one on your block,
Get your Raygun out of hock,
Alice bands, Scissor hands,
Foreign Lands, Burning Sands,
Frankenstein, Lichtenstein,
Robert Crumb, Show’s Yer Bum,
Little Nemo, Remé Zero,
Many looks,
Comic books.

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