About The Poem

Short, sweet and very, very silly, the poem suffered from the dirty minded insinuations of some readers.

Category

Witty and wry poems

Sub-category

Odes and ends

About the author

Patrick Winstanley

Unwanted Gift

Tick Tock, Tick Tock,
Cock-a-Doodle-Doo.
An alarm cock,
How clever of you!

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