I occasionally write two versions of a rude poem, one for adults and a second, milder version for children. This a rare occasion when the version for children, The Christmas Fairy, turned out to be ruder than the one for adults.


Funny poems of life and death


Funny poems about family life


Tickled Pink

I sit atop your Christmas tree,
All clad in pink, a real fairy.
The reason I appear to smirk,
The sprig of spruce stuck up my skirt.

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