About The Poem

No, I don't get a commission for Tesco and neither, thankfully, have I been taken to task for misusing their trademark.

Category

Witty and wry poems

Sub-category

Funny animal poems

About the author

Patrick Winstanley

Bar Humbug

When I took my zebra to Tesco
It got scanned by mistake at the till
How I wish I'd discovered the error
Before I'd settled the bill...

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