About The Poem

Really a poem for children, as few adults will be able to grasp the complex mathematical and medical principles involved.

Category

Witty and wry poems

Sub-category

Funny animal poems

About the author

Patrick Winstanley

Pet Subject

I've a cobra that does calculus
And an anaconda that loves algebra

I've a grass snake that does geometry
And a python that adores pythagoras

So it's just my luck to waste 10 bucks
On a puff adder that's masthmatic

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