About The Poem

Those of us who eat meat accept a degree of physical cruelty is involved. It's the mental cruelty inflicted on kobe cattle that concerns me.

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Witty and wry poems

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Funny animal poems

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Patrick Winstanley

Kobe Or Not Kobe

If I were a Kobe cow
Fed on litres of lager
And given daily massages
I think I'd still rather
Not end up as sausages

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