Dogged Determination
If a dog from Dalmatia,
Is called a Dalmatian,
And one from The Alsace,
Is called an Alsatian
Why does Li Wong,
Who comes from Hong Kong,
Call his dog
Char Sui Chow Mein?
Related poems
The field of funny poems about humans consuming canines is thankfully limited, but we can offer a second poem, Always Remember, from Topoke's sick poems. It's a Christmas poem in very poor taste; something for which we never apologise.
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