About The Poem

A poem which has been variously described as racist, xenophobic and baffling. Just remember, it's a dog eat dog world.

Category

Witty and wry poems

Sub-category

Funny animal poems

About the author

Patrick Winstanley

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If a dog from Dalmatia,
Is called a Dalmatian,
And one from The Alsace,
Is called an Alsatian

Why does Li Wong,
Who comes from Hong Kong,
Call his dog
Char Sui Chow Mein?

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