Little Miss
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating a Big Mac and fries
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
'Yuck', it said, 'I prefer flies'.
Copyright © Patrick Winstanley. All Rights Reserved
About The Poem
A parody of the English nursery rhyme Little Miss Muffet, which retains the charm and innocence of the original verse, but injects a little contemporary oomph.
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