Little Miss
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating a Big Mac and Fries
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
'Yuck', it said, 'I prefer flies'
About the Poem
A parody of the traditional English nursery rhyme Little Miss Muffet, which retains the charm and innocence of the original verse, whilst injecting it with a little contemporary relevance.
Category
Funny Animal Poems
Style
Nursery Rhyme Parody
Author
Patrick Winstanley
