Rude Poems

Looking for rude poems? You're in good company. A surprisingly large number of visitors find the Peculiar Poetry website because they have searched for the term rude poems using one of the popular search engine. I say a surprising number, because rude poems is not a particularly popular search term. Ten times as many people search for dirty poems each day as search for rude poems, yet whilst only a small proportion of those looking for dirty poems end up at Peculiar Poetry, it seems nearly all those searching for rude poems end up here.

A Rude Plenty

The Peculiar Poetry website features funny poems across a broad range of styles and subjects. It is not, per se, a rude poetry website, but it includes a of fair number of risqué poems, a few rude poems and smattering of frankly dirty poems. The rude poems are not expletive ridden filth, but rather rely on innuendo, double entendre and missed rhymes both to conceal and reveal their essential rudery. Some readers will consider the poems rather tame, other will consider them shockingly rude.

Too Rude?

It was never my intention to write poems simply to shock; rude poems are only included in the collection if they are also considered funny. I would like to think that in this way the rudeness of a poem is counterbalanced by the it's humour. Thus far, I haven't received any feedback accusing me of lowering the nation's moral standards or corrupting its youth, which suggests the balance of the collection is about right. Inevitably, there will be a few readers who consider some of the poems just too rude. The best advice I can offer you is to visit my funny childrens poetry website instead, which only contains cuddly and cute poems suitable for children aged from four to twelve, and of course ultra-sensitive adults.

Where to Start

The rude poems are scattered amongst all the funny poems in the collection, but I have bowed to audience pressure and gathered together two selections of poems which are particularly 'adult' in nature - the rude poems of Patrick Winstanley and the rather stonger dirty poems of Paul Curtis. For those who are searching for filth without humour, the erotic poetry section may hold further delights.